Books

  • Death Merchant Chronicles

    • Secondhand Souls

      Doing the job of Death didn’t quite work out the way you had hoped, now you’re trapped in the body of a fourteen-inch tall meat puppet with a giant dong. Things could get weird.
    • A Dirty Job

      You’re a hypochondriac and you have to raise your baby daughter on your own, and now you’ve been given the job of DEATH. Someone has to do it.
  • Chronicles of Pocket the Fool

    • The Serpent of Venice

      Pocket the diminutive English fool is envoy to Venice, where he’s managed to make a lot of enemies, a senator, a merchant, and a soldier, and only one friend, a Moorish general called Othello who has troubles of his own.
    • Fool

      He’s the least powerful person at court, but as King Lear divides his kingdom among his three daughters, Pocket the fool is behind the scenes, pulling the strings, and trying to bed some princesses.
  • Sacré Bleu

    • Sacré Bleu

      The greatest painters of their time are being enchanted by a color. Lucien Lessard and Toulouse-Lautrec need to figure out if that’s what killed their friend Vincent Van Gogh.
  • Vampires in San Francisco

    • Bite Me

      Goth Girl Abby Normal has waited her whole life for something dark and exotic to happen to her, and now her Dark Lord has chosen her as minion — to do laundry and battle a giant vampire cat?
    • You Suck

      They’re young, in love, and allergic to sunshine. Someone still has to do the laundry.
    • Bloodsucking Fiends

      A city girl with a new thirst for life but no instruction book and a boy from the Midwest looking to find his fortune, and maybe a girlfriend who won’t eat him.
  • The Pine Cove Books

    • The Stupidest Angel

      It’s Christmas in Pine Cove and someone just killed Santa with a shovel, but the angel has been sent to perform a Christmas miracle.
    • The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

      What happens when a whole town goes off its meds at once? Libidos rise and so does an ancient, lonely sea beast looking for company and a snack.
    • Practical Demonkeeping

      A boy, his demon, and a small coastal town that needs to get rid of them.
  • Fluke

    • Fluke

      Marine Mammal Biologist Nathan Quinn has spend his life looking for the message in the song of humpback whales, and now he may have found it. It appears to be a warning.
  • Lamb

    • Lamb

      Thirty years of Christ’s life were never told, now his rascally childhood friend Biff has been raised from the dead to tell that story.
  • Island of the Sequined Love Nun

    • Island of the Sequined Love Nun

      When you crash a pink, cosmetic company jet and lose your pilot’s license, and an offer comes from a remote Pacific island to fly medical supplies, no questions asked, it has to be a blessing. Right?
  • Coyote Blue

    • Coyote Blue

      The Crow trickster god Coyote is in the modern world to give Sam Hunter everything he ever wanted. Be careful what you ask for.
  • Or, in the order they were written…

  • Coming Soon

    • Noir

      Guys. Dames. San Francisco in 1947. A deadly African snake. An Airforce general from Roswell, New Mexico. What could go wrong?