Christopher Moore

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Nineteen-year old C. Thomas Flood has a problem. He slept with his incredibly hot girlfriend, Jody. Who happens to be a vampire. And now, he is too.



If you're looking for San Francisco scenery, hot vampire sex (similar to hot monkey sex, but hotter), giant shaven cats, the Cheddar Princess of Fond du Lac, and the Fighting Beatniks of Allen Ginsberg High School, look no further.

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Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death. It's a dirty job. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.


© 2008 Christopher Moore

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